Writing

Anthologies:

“I Am Thrilled That My Career Day Exhibit on Shaft Hardening at My Son’s Middle School Was So Popular” In Embrace the Merciless Joy: The McSweeney’s Internet Tendency Guide to Rearing Small, Medium, and Large Children. McSweeney’s Books (forthcoming 2023). Print.

McSweeney’s Internet Tendency:

I Am Thrilled That My Career Day Exhibit on Shaft Hardening at My Son’s Middle School Was So Popular

Duolingo for Decoding Racist Dog-Whistling

Widget:

TV Listings For FreedomFlix, The Premium Streaming Service For Conservatives

Points In Case:

Gun or Dildo?

Greener Pastures:

Hallmark Introduces Its Year-Round Holiday Movie Lineup for 2023

Trader Joe’s Celebrates the Cuisine of White American Culture with New “Trader Chad’s” Product Line

End of the Bench:

I, Matt Damon, Apologize for Last Year’s Crypto Super Bowl Ad

Belichick Sets the Tone for Patriots Winning Season Without Tom Brady

Theater:

“Raining Cats and Dogs” co-written with Jules (Julianne) Chatelain. Won second prize at Another Country Productions SlamBoston.