“I Am Thrilled That My Career Day Exhibit on Shaft Hardening at My Son’s Middle School Was So Popular” In Embrace the Merciless Joy: The McSweeney’s Internet Tendency Guide to Rearing Small, Medium, and Large Children. McSweeney’s Books (forthcoming 2023). Print.
McSweeney’s Internet Tendency:
I Am Thrilled That My Career Day Exhibit on Shaft Hardening at My Son’s Middle School Was So Popular
Duolingo for Decoding Racist Dog-Whistling
TV Listings For FreedomFlix, The Premium Streaming Service For Conservatives
Points In Case:
Hallmark Introduces Its Year-Round Holiday Movie Lineup for 2023
Trader Joe’s Celebrates the Cuisine of White American Culture with New “Trader Chad’s” Product Line
End of the Bench:
I, Matt Damon, Apologize for Last Year’s Crypto Super Bowl Ad
Belichick Sets the Tone for Patriots Winning Season Without Tom Brady
“Raining Cats and Dogs” co-written with Jules (Julianne) Chatelain. Won second prize at Another Country Productions SlamBoston.